10 Signs You've Had One Too Many To Drink!-[dotlife:食]

I think at some point everyone has had a little too much to drink. Though we may not remember it, you can pretty much guarantee that someone else has! To make matters worse they probably have proof of it. If you are not used to drinking, and you have encountered anything similar to the situations below then it is pretty clear that you have had too much to drink.

10: You wake up the next morning with body parts drawn all over your face. You can pretty much bet that someone has also taken pictures of you in this state! These pictures are most likely to show up in your local paper under the birthday announcements courtesy of your drinking buddies!

9: You wake up with unidentified substances in your hair. You are sure that some of it is vomit....but you are not sure if it is yours!

8: People you have not spoken to in ages start returning your messages. Funny thing is that you don't remember leaving them any messages. Its never a good idea to drink and dial.

7: You wake up in your apartment wearing everything except your underwear. Worse case scenario you are wearing someone else's underwear, and you are the only one in the apartment.

6: People show you pictures of yourself at various parties that you don't remember being at.

5: You wake up with a tattoo somewhere on your body, that was not there earlier that night when you started drinking...hmmm. You can only hope that it is a good tattoo and not some random guy's name that you met at the bar!

4: You have runs in your nylons from crawling through the gravel in the bar parking lot to get into the cab.

3: When you get home you realize you are not wearing any shoes. You vaguely remember leaving the second shoe at the last bar you were at. You are way too drunk to even try and remember where you left your first shoe. This is why friends don't let friends drink in heels.

2: You decide to walk the twenty blocks home from the bar to save on cab fare. Never mind the fact that is twenty degrees below zero outside!

1: You walk into a restaurant and proceed to enter the kitchen, insisting that you are going to make your own damn meal! Sadly I actually witnessed a friend of mine do this. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life. I have a feeling that the waitress and the police officers didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Whether you are an amateur or a pro at the party scene, I can guarantee that you have had experiences like these. It may not have been funny at the time, but aren't you glad that we can laugh about it now?(Via associatedcontent,write by lacey derusha)